FOR ALL LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS)
Good Morning,
These were found in my email the other day & I can't resist a little humor; so, this post has a little humor--for those who like puns.
- A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
- 2. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.
- 3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- 4. A backward poet writes inverse.
- 5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your
Count that votes. - 6. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
- 8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
- 9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
- 10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
- 11. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
- 12. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart. - 13. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
- 14. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
- 15. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
- 16. Every calendar's days are numbered.
- 17. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
- 18. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
- 19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
- 20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
- 23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
