New River Housing

Good Morning,

on 14 Dec 2006 the NorthWest Continuum of Care (NWCoC) will be hosting it's 1st Winter School at the Ag Extension Center Conference Room in Boone NC from 800a-1600p. The event is free for NWCoC member agencies and their staffs.

The Winter School is an opportunity for providers of services to those who are homeless to meet and re-energize, sharpen tools for engaging consumers, and talk about the all-important issue of self-care.

AGENDA:

• Motivational Interviewing: An Introduction to Brief Interventions
• Networking Lunch: An opportunity to meet colleagues and share solutions
• Self-Care in the Helping Professions

Good Morning,

always on the lookout for good clipart and images:

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Good Morning,

These were found in my email the other day & I can't resist a little humor; so, this post has a little humor--for those who like puns.

1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.


2. 2. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.


3. 3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.


4. 4. A backward poet writes inverse.


5. 5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your
   Count that votes.


6. 6. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.


7. 8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.


8. 9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.


9. 10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.


10. 11. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.


11. 12. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
    Blownapart.


12. 13. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.


13. 14. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.


14. 15. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.


15. 16. Every calendar's days are numbered.


16. 17. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.


17. 18. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.


18. 19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.


19. 20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.


20. 23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

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